Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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