spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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