Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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