lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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