i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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Yes. It does.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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