just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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