drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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