Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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