But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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