dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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