Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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