its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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