what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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