every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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