Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
kristin has been a bad kristin
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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