Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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