I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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