So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
