You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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