she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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