Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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