omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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