I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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