I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I am one with the molecules
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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