She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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