Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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