so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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