Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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