i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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