so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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