chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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