Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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