eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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