At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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