called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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