their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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