Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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