My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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