her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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