Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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