He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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