Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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