talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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