Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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