I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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