I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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