Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize
