god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I won't apologize to a one balled man
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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