therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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