what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
